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*TEEN TITANS GO*
Season 04 Episode 37 and 38
Title: "Justice League's
Next Top Talent Idol Star: Part 1 and 2"

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To night, countless superheroes
came out to prove

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they have what it takes

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to impress our panel
of judges.

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Batman, Superman,

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Aquaman, and Wonder Woman.

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The search has
officially begun

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as in, oh snap, right now!

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<i>To find out who can fill</i>

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<i>one very important
position on...</i>

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The Justice League.

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♪♪ Music playing...

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♪♪
Episode Title:
"Justice League's Next
Top Talent Idol Star: Part 1 

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Big welcome to this year's
competition,

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- I'm your host...
- Birdarang!

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That's my name,
don't wear it out.

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I cannot believe we are
actually going to audition

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for the spot
on the Justice League!

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So many A-list heroes.

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Ah, Wonder Woman.

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Wait!

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Ain't we already on a team?

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Yeah, but we want to be on,
you know, a good team.

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Oh, I totally gets that.

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I don't know.

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Looks like a lot of heroes
turned up this year.

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Think you guys got a chance?

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Of course, we have a chance.

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We are awesome!

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Check this out! Ka-blammo!

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And I can be any animal
in the world.

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Who else but the I can do
the speed, the strength,

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and the shooting
of the eyeball lasers?

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That's nothing compared
to my dark magic.

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I will destroy
the competition!

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And I've got
a sweet jump kick.

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Oh, yeah, you don't
have superpowers.

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Well, you're in luck,

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because this isn't
a superpower competition.

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We're trying to peep someone
who is not just super,

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but super special.

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Ha! That's me.

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I know,
because my mom told me.

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<i>Once the auditions
got underway,</i>

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<i>things went from bad to,
"Oh, no, he didn't!"</i>

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<i>But despite the odds,</i>

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<i>one contestant seemed
very sure of himself.</i>

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My name is Robin.

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I'm a crime-fighting
vigilante,

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and I have
a very strong jawline.

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Epic, yo!

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What do you think
your chances are to win?

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Let's just say I'm pretty good
friends with one of the judges.

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But you probably want to hear my very
sad and melodramatic back story.

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You see, I didn't have
a regular childhood.

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<i>I grew up in the circus.</i>

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<i>I was 8 years old</i>

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<i>and doing the tightrope
without a net.</i>

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Gosh, growing up in the circus
sounds super fly!

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Yes, it was...
Wait, no.

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There's a sad part, too.

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What's sad about riding unicycles
and chilling with clowns?

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I know growing up
in the circus sounds fun,

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but it wasn't.

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I need you to feel
sorry for me

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so I can win, please.

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Feel sorry for me.

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No diggity.

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Yo, Batman!

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What's up, bro-ham!

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You better not play
favorites, big man.

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Wink! Wink!

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Uh, so, for my talent

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I'll be doing
a motorcycle trick.

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♪♪ Operatic music playing...

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Wait, please...

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Don't you touch that buzz...

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You can't do this to me.

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Batman, you like me, right?

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This was my dream!

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My one shot
at the Justice League.

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They didn't even
give me a chance.

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It's not fair.
It's just not fair.

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I grew up in the circus!

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And cut.

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That clip is dope.

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Wait, you're not really
going to use that, right?

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That was a private moment.

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Sure was,
real embarrassing too.

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Let's see it again.

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<i>After seriously
busting up Batman,</i>

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<i>the only thing Robin could
feel sorry for was himself.</i>

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It's not fair.
It's just not fair.

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I grew up in the circus!

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<i> Meanwhile,</i>

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<i>other contestants prepared
for their auditions,</i>

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<i>with talents ranging
from mind-blowing</i>

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<i>to heartwarming.</i>

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Oh, well done, Mr. Sparkles.

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I have always loved
the small felines.

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We do not have them
where I come from.

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You see, I am not from here.

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I'm from a far off world.

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<i>The planet Tamaran.</i>

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<i>There, I was a princess,</i>

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<i>next in line to become queen
of the entire planet.</i>

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<i>But I was betrayed</i>

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<i>by my own sister!</i>

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<i>She exiled me from my planet</i>

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<i>and I came to the Earth,</i>

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where I fell in love with these
sweet little balls of the fur.

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Hello, I am Starfire.

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For your consideration,

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I present
the Circus of the Felines.

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The ta-da!

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Through the hoop,
Mr. Sparkles!

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Through the hoop!

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Hurray!

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Now, Mrs. Buttons will
play the soccer.

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And, um, next, Mr. Fluffles
will recite the Shakespeare!

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And for the final and
most spectacular of the acts,

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Mr. Twinkle Bow!

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Aw, nerdle gruts.

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This is the part where
I interview the loser

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to see if they're gonna cry.

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So, gonna cry?

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Why would
I do the crying?

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I gave it the best effort

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and this is not the last
you will see of me.

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Whoomp, there it is!

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My dream of winning
this competition

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will not become the reality!

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- Tissue?
- No, thank you.

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I have the kittens.

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<i>Starfire
wasn't the only one</i>

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<i>the judges didn't
give props to.</i>

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<i> Up next is Cyborg.</i>

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<i>Half man, half robot,
all fresh.</i>

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<i>But will he be able to hit
his high notes?</i>

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<i>Or will he be the
one who cracks under pressure?</i>

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My dream was to be
a football star.

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The coaches said I could
have gone all the way, too.

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But then I was in
a horrible accident.

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<i>I was rebuilt as a cyborg.</i>

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<i>And then I changed
my name to Cyborg.</i>

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Didn't wanna overthink it,
you know.

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Point is... It wasn't long
before I found a new passion.

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Singing.

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Singing is the only thing
I've got in this world,

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if you don't count all
my cool superpowers,

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all my cool superhero friends,

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and all the cool superhero
things I do every day.

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I'm not counting it
if you're not.

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In that case,
I have had a hard life.

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But if I could be
on the Justice League...

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Whoo, doggy!

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Hi!

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Uh, I'm Cyborg
from the Titans.

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Uh, the Teen Titans.

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Sorry, I'm a little nervous.
Hi, Wonder Woman.

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Okay, I'm gonna sing
for you now.

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♪♪ Music playing...

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<i>♪ Just like diamonds ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I believe in somewhere
someone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like all heroes do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Searching for
a shining heart ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like a light
that shines in you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Seems like butterflies,
birds and stars ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just dance around your head ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I guess it's gonna be
this love story ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That has a happy end ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And just like diamonds
Diamonds ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Eyes just like
a shining jewel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Eyes just like
a shining jewel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And just like diamonds ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Diamonds ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Shining like diamonds do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like diamonds do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And just like diamonds
Diamonds ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Eyes just like
a shining jewel ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ Eyes just like a shining jewel ♪
- And just like diamonds</i>

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<i>♪ Diamonds -</i>

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<i>♪ Shining like diamonds do -</i>

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<i>♪ Shining like diamonds do -</i>

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<i>♪ Like they do -</i>

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I'm going to
the final round, baby!

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I knew you could do it, brah.

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I'm so jealous that he won.

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Wait, did you just film that?

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Word!

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That was private moment!

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<i>Coming up next...</i>

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<i>Raven has an unwelcome
surprise from her evil dad.</i>

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Hi, I'm Raven.

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Growing up,
my dad always wanted me

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to follow in his footsteps.

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You know, destroy the world
with evil magic.

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He doesn't approve,

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but all I ever wanted
to do was...

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Dance.

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♪♪ Tap dancing...

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♪♪

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Raven, demons
don't dance, sweetie.

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<i>♪ Keep moving ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Keep moving ♪</i>

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I told you,
demons don't dance.

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Demons don't dance!

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My dad thinks
demons don't dance,

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but I plan on proving
him wrong tonight.

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In style.

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I spent the last two weeks

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making this outfit
for tonight's performance.

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Isn't it beautiful?

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No!

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Dad, how could you?

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For the last time, Raven.

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Demons don't dance!

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Oh, snap! It just got real.

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Will Raven be able to perform,

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or will she finally have to
hang up her dancing shoes?

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Find out next time on

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<i>Justice League's
Next Top Talent Idol Star!</i>

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End of Part-1

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Part-2 - - ->

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Welcome back to
the Justice League audition.

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♪♪ Title: "Justice League's Next
Top Talent Idol Star: Part 2"

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♪♪

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I'm Birdarang.

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And the competition
for our coveted spot

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on the Justice League

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is officially
off the heezy, yo!

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<i>Starfire's act sure
wasn't the cat's meow.</i>

241
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<i>Cyborg got jiggy
with the judges.</i>

242
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<i>All these fools
were just wiggity-wack.</i>

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<i>And of course,
there was Robin.</i>

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<i>The sorest loser of all.</i>

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I grew up in the circus!

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<i>And Raven and her dad
got into it,</i>

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big time, causing all sorts of
driggity-driggity drama!

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00:11:25,010 --> 00:11:29,928
Let's see what happens next when
the audition continues. Right now!

249
00:11:30,514 --> 00:11:33,377
Ray-Ray, what are you gonna do
now that your dad ripped up

250
00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:35,459
your costume
and forbid you from dancing?

251
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:38,491
Ha! He can't stop me
from doing what I love.

252
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:46,600
Oh, dang!
This is gonna be good.

253
00:11:48,488 --> 00:11:52,022
Hi, I'm Raven
and I'm doing a dance.

254
00:11:52,506 --> 00:11:55,038
♪♪ Melodic music playing...

255
00:11:55,095 --> 00:11:58,772
♪♪

256
00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:02,631
♪♪

257
00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:15,986
♪♪ Rock music playing...

258
00:12:49,388 --> 00:12:52,290
I'm in the final round!
I'm in the final round!

259
00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:55,125
- Yeah, all right!
Nice move, pal! Whoo!

260
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,395
Love it!

261
00:12:57,129 --> 00:12:59,629
Well, Dad, what did you think?

262
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:03,168
I think... I think...

263
00:13:03,235 --> 00:13:07,137
I think you're a fantastic
dancer, my little sweetiekins.

264
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,107
Oh, so much feeling,
so much emotion!

265
00:13:10,174 --> 00:13:13,945
Oh, give your daddy
a huggiepoo.

266
00:13:14,012 --> 00:13:15,080
Okay, that's enough.

267
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,818
What? She gets voted in
for some lame dance?

268
00:13:19,885 --> 00:13:21,451
My act was way better
than that!

269
00:13:21,518 --> 00:13:22,521
Dang!

270
00:13:22,596 --> 00:13:24,865
Hey! Stop filming
my private moments!

271
00:13:24,923 --> 00:13:27,526
Mans, you being
real jerky right now!

272
00:13:27,593 --> 00:13:29,035
And didn't you get
kicked off already?

273
00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:32,729
Yes, but I really feel like
I deserve a second chance.

274
00:13:32,796 --> 00:13:34,197
Or, does he?

275
00:13:34,433 --> 00:13:37,335
<i>What? She gets voted in
for some lame dance?</i>

276
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:38,970
<i>My act was way better
than that!</i>

277
00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:40,670
That was edited
to make me look bad!

278
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,539
You have to give me
a second chance.

279
00:13:42,606 --> 00:13:44,574
They need to get to know
the real me!

280
00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:47,844
The one with an even
sadder back story than before.

281
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:53,059
Coming up, we have a pity
forte for Robin. Right now!

282
00:13:53,645 --> 00:13:55,053
My name is Robin

283
00:13:55,129 --> 00:13:57,121
and I didn't have
a regular childhood.

284
00:13:57,201 --> 00:13:59,670
<i>I grew up on a farm
with my granpapi.</i>

285
00:13:59,728 --> 00:14:02,466
<i>It's hard work
tending the cornfields,</i>

286
00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:05,929
<i>especially on account of the
crows always stealing our crop.</i>

287
00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:10,400
<i>When the corn was gone, they went
and flew off with Grangrams.</i>

288
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:13,778
Dang! Sounds like you're
making all these up, yo.

289
00:14:13,872 --> 00:14:16,475
- No! It's all true!
- And very sad.

290
00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:19,176
Seemed like
things couldn't get any worse

291
00:14:19,243 --> 00:14:21,513
until one day,
a meteor came down

292
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,446
<i>and destroyed the farm.</i>

293
00:14:23,949 --> 00:14:26,082
But if I win this competition,

294
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:28,379
I can rebuild the family farm.

295
00:14:28,489 --> 00:14:32,090
When I think of everything my
old granpapi has done for me,

296
00:14:32,157 --> 00:14:34,558
it brings a tear to my eye.

297
00:14:36,004 --> 00:14:38,597
Oh, you poor
little farmer boy.

298
00:14:38,664 --> 00:14:41,131
Thank you.

299
00:14:41,285 --> 00:14:43,633
Sounds like a truck load
of wick-wick-wack,

300
00:14:43,691 --> 00:14:45,061
but it was pretty tragic.

301
00:14:45,137 --> 00:14:47,103
So I guess you deserve
a second chance, bro.

302
00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:48,645
Yes!

303
00:14:50,142 --> 00:14:52,168
Hi! I'm back!

304
00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:55,712
This time, I will dazzle you

305
00:14:55,779 --> 00:14:58,350
with feats of magic.

306
00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:01,661
- Hey, I
haven't even started yet.

307
00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:02,896
Stop that.

308
00:15:02,953 --> 00:15:04,464
You can't just...

309
00:15:04,521 --> 00:15:05,989
Just let me do my act!

310
00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:09,659
Abracadabra!

311
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:13,632
Abracadabra!

312
00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:17,520
Cadabra!

313
00:15:17,714 --> 00:15:20,150
Fly, you stupid bird, fly!

314
00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:23,173
Oh, oh. Okay, okay.

315
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,941
Uh, for my next trick,

316
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,245
I will make this $20 bill

317
00:15:27,312 --> 00:15:31,014
disappear and reappear
in your wallet.

318
00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:34,801
Go ahead, take a look.

319
00:15:38,991 --> 00:15:40,690
You can keep that.
Consider it,

320
00:15:40,757 --> 00:15:41,858
a bribe.

321
00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:46,334
You can't do this to me.
I need to re-build the farm!

322
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,435
So, how'd it go, yo?

323
00:15:50,502 --> 00:15:52,836
These judges can't see talent.
I've got talent

324
00:15:52,903 --> 00:15:55,640
and good looks.
I'm the whole package.

325
00:15:55,707 --> 00:15:57,274
Look at me. Look at me!

326
00:15:57,341 --> 00:15:58,643
Okay!

327
00:15:58,710 --> 00:15:59,978
Coming up!

328
00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:02,622
We find out that if Beast Boy is
even going to bother to audition.

329
00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:04,178
Right now.

330
00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:07,027
Yo, yo, yo. I'm Beast Boy.

331
00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:09,621
And winning this competition has
always been my dream in life.

332
00:16:09,688 --> 00:16:11,821
<i>- ♪ La, la, la</i>
- Actually that's not true.

333
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,790
Am just here because my dude,
Cyborg is here.

334
00:16:13,857 --> 00:16:15,660
I'm a follower.
I'm not really proud of it

335
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,319
but it's kind of my thing.

336
00:16:18,497 --> 00:16:19,764
Hey dudes.

337
00:16:19,831 --> 00:16:22,534
Madam-dude. I'm Beast Boy

338
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:24,709
and this is my talent, yo.

339
00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:31,776
I's the milkman, yo!

340
00:16:31,843 --> 00:16:34,177
And youse gonna drink
some milk!

341
00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,881
Moo-oo!

342
00:16:35,948 --> 00:16:37,576
Milk on your face.

343
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:39,694
Milk on your face.

344
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:41,483
Milk on your face.

345
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:46,295
M... M... Milk on your face!

346
00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,064
Moo!

347
00:16:53,131 --> 00:16:56,529
Milk, it does a body good,
fool!

348
00:16:58,032 --> 00:16:59,914
Tell us, what happened
in there?

349
00:16:59,972 --> 00:17:02,172
Well, I don't thinks
the judges like milk.

350
00:17:02,239 --> 00:17:04,174
It's cool.
I don't drinks it myself.

351
00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:05,977
I'm a vegan. No big deal.

352
00:17:06,044 --> 00:17:08,211
It's not like any of us
are taking it seriously.

353
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,747
One side!
Is it my turn? Is it my turn?

354
00:17:10,814 --> 00:17:11,917
Robin, tell us.

355
00:17:11,984 --> 00:17:13,917
What makes you think
the third time's the charm?

356
00:17:13,984 --> 00:17:16,786
Because I've got the spirit,
the never give-up attitude

357
00:17:16,853 --> 00:17:19,324
and crutches!

358
00:17:19,391 --> 00:17:20,865
Crutches?

359
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:24,204
Hello, my name is Robin.

360
00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:25,429
Tiny Robin.

361
00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:28,742
I was born in the year 1843.

362
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,201
<i>Me father's name
is Bob Cratchit.</i>

363
00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:32,537
<i>We're very poor.</i>

364
00:17:32,604 --> 00:17:34,270
<i>And winning this competition</i>

365
00:17:34,337 --> 00:17:37,233
<i>would be a Christmas miracle.</i>

366
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,077
That's from<i> A Christmas Carol.</i>

367
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:40,253
It's based on my life.

368
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,746
You were born in 1843?

369
00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:43,848
- Obviously.
- Well, in that case,

370
00:17:43,915 --> 00:17:46,416
it's time for your third
and final chance, Tiny Robin.

371
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,897
Woo-hoo!

372
00:17:50,998 --> 00:17:52,432
Hello, everyone.

373
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,392
I'd like to introduce you
to, Tiny Robin.

374
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:56,695
So, Tiny Robin,

375
00:17:56,762 --> 00:18:00,265
do you really think I have what
it takes to win this competition?

376
00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:01,766
Well, if they don't like you

377
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,666
then they are a bigger dummy
than me.

378
00:18:06,505 --> 00:18:08,306
Sorry, he didn't mean that.

379
00:18:08,373 --> 00:18:09,582
Oh, yes, I did.

380
00:18:09,639 --> 00:18:10,642
Oi, Superman.

381
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:13,240
Do you consider yourself
a good judge?

382
00:18:14,131 --> 00:18:16,746
Because you certainly aren't
a good judge of fashion.

383
00:18:16,813 --> 00:18:20,150
I mean, this guy wears his underwear
on the outside of his pants.

384
00:18:22,486 --> 00:18:24,322
Oh, uh...

385
00:18:24,389 --> 00:18:25,522
He didn't mean that.

386
00:18:25,589 --> 00:18:27,392
Oh, yes, I did.
Oi, Batman.

387
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:30,647
I heard you were overdue
on your electric bill.

388
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,240
Looks like you're gonna have
a <i>Dark Knight.</i>

389
00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,635
I'm on a roll.
Somebody stop me.

390
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,972
Do you ever wonder, why they
call her Wonder Woman?

391
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:42,839
Because she's always wondering

392
00:18:42,906 --> 00:18:44,874
where she left her
invisible jet.

393
00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:48,113
And Aquaman.

394
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:51,214
This guy talks to fishes
and swims really fast.

395
00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:54,184
"That will come in handy,"
said nobody ever.

396
00:19:02,194 --> 00:19:03,359
I did it.

397
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:06,331
I did it. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I made it.

398
00:19:06,398 --> 00:19:07,852
I'd just like to say thank you
to the judges.

399
00:19:07,909 --> 00:19:10,066
They have really, really,
really, great judgment.

400
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:12,202
You mean better than last time
when you said...

401
00:19:12,269 --> 00:19:14,370
<i>These judges can't see talent.
I've got talent</i>

402
00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:17,842
<i>and good looks. I'm the whole package.
Look at me.</i>

403
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:19,642
- Yes, much better.
- Oh, snap.

404
00:19:19,709 --> 00:19:24,100
When we return, we're going to
the final round. Right now.

405
00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:27,923
<i>After all
the auditions and mad drama,</i>

406
00:19:28,021 --> 00:19:30,490
it all came down
to three contestants.

407
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:32,585
Four contestants.

408
00:19:32,643 --> 00:19:33,767
Who's it gonna be?

409
00:19:33,825 --> 00:19:35,825
<i>Cyborg,
the singing machine</i>

410
00:19:35,892 --> 00:19:37,695
<i>Raven, the dancing diva.</i>

411
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,863
<i>Or Tiny Robin and his dummy.</i>

412
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:44,131
We'll find out when we
come back, right now.

413
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:46,928
The winner

414
00:19:47,005 --> 00:19:50,809
and the newest member of the
Justice League is...

415
00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:53,036
Please, oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please, oh, please!

416
00:19:56,837 --> 00:19:59,592
♪♪ Tense music playing...

417
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:02,162
♪♪

418
00:20:03,653 --> 00:20:04,722
Robin!

419
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:07,069
Oh, my goodness, I won.

420
00:20:07,571 --> 00:20:09,264
Those judges don't
know talent.

421
00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:12,506
In your faces. Ha! Ha! Ha!

422
00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,731
Wow, I want to feel happy
for him

423
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:16,334
but he makes it so hard.

424
00:20:16,401 --> 00:20:17,569
<i>♪ I can't believe it</i>

425
00:20:17,636 --> 00:20:18,768
<i>♪ I can't believe it</i>

426
00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:20,105
I am now a full

427
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:22,707
fledged member
of the Justice League.

428
00:20:22,774 --> 00:20:24,609
Hold up!
Checkity-check yourself.

429
00:20:24,676 --> 00:20:25,942
You got it twisted, dawg!

430
00:20:26,009 --> 00:20:28,244
- What?
- The judges chose this Robin.

431
00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:29,579
Not you, dumb-dumb.

432
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:33,418
They chose my
ventriloquist dummy!

433
00:20:33,485 --> 00:20:35,451
That's riggity-right,
home slice.

434
00:20:35,518 --> 00:20:39,589
Dummy Robin is the newest member
of the Justice League, yo.

435
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,824
No!

436
00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:44,994
<i> And so, Dummy Robin
went on to great success.</i>

437
00:20:45,061 --> 00:20:46,764
<i>Beating villain,
making friends,</i>

438
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:50,301
<i>winning awards, and just been an all
around ridunkulous little dude.</i>

439
00:20:50,368 --> 00:20:52,084
<i>And that's the show
for you, homies.</i>

440
00:20:52,204 --> 00:20:55,272
Is Birdarang,
signing out, right now!
